holla.Tumblr (3.0; @torchiclovesmagikarp)http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fizzyginger.tumblr.com/post/41134190165/if-prince-charless-ringtone-isnt-i-just-cant">fizzyginger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point</p> </blockquote>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51199083467http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51199083467Thu, 23 May 2013 23:06:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/54f42e6fa5afbbab0645cb012d0f93a8/tumblr_mjf0n7pqQL1riw23so1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dcebe6458ffa3ff2fc429a346a3656e6/tumblr_mjf0n7pqQL1riw23so2_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Episode One: The Sass Begins</strong></p> </blockquote>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51199070259http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51199070259Thu, 23 May 2013 23:06:08 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anahyproductions.tumblr.com/post/51189596049/amporasses-oh-my-god-hes-called-stitch-because">anahyproductions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amporasses.tumblr.com/post/43293907246">amporasses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together</p> </blockquote> <p>W H A T </p> </blockquote>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51199063719http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51199063719Thu, 23 May 2013 23:06:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15205b8fa77010d0ab18f9f26a1b003e/tumblr_mijctbxM0l1rnbhyuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/post/51197072224/hipsterloli-he-saw-the-chance-and-he-took-it" class="tumblr_blog">best-of-funny</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hipsterloli.tumblr.com/post/43607759794/he-saw-the-chance-and-he-took-it">hipsterloli</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>he saw the chance and he took it</p> </blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/">X</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198650153http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198650153Thu, 23 May 2013 23:00:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39f8eda50e9b41dea4b7a1f58194e388/tumblr_mirh62a5qS1rsaztdo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pirateloser.tumblr.com/post/44036080670/littleannabear-asilverlinings">pirateloser</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littleannabear.tumblr.com/post/44030247667/asilverlinings-ehxaling-i-cant-breathe">littleannabear</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://asilverlinings.tumblr.com/post/44027509117/ehxaling-i-cant-breathe-omg-oh-my-god">asilverlinings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ehxaling.tumblr.com/post/44026693456/i-cant-breathe-omg">ehxaling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p>I CAN’T BREATHE OMG</p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD</p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HUGH JACKMAN STEALING THE BREAD ITS ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD PLEASE TUMBLR OK THANKYOU BYE</p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <div> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/956e5717fa1161dd9c9a4604cd3c0cb0/tumblr_inline_mit63ocSEZ1r2tbyq.gif"/></p> </div> </blockquote>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198618830http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198618830Thu, 23 May 2013 22:59:57 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://napoleonbonerhard.tumblr.com/post/35425724218/napoleonbonerhard-i-literally-cannot-convey-how">napoleonbonerhard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://napoleonbonerhard.tumblr.com/post/35389458234/i-literally-cannot-convey-how-long-i-fucking">napoleonbonerhard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob</p> </blockquote> <p>i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career</p> </blockquote>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198599274http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198599274Thu, 23 May 2013 22:59:41 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beyonces-butt.tumblr.com/post/50808581428/i-hate-it-when-youve-been-really-on-edge-for-a">beyonces-butt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair</p> </blockquote>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198590496http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198590496Thu, 23 May 2013 22:59:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac4ddae29f64a627a889b653ad54f89b/tumblr_mlkacvBZom1qkli3wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198585526http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198585526Thu, 23 May 2013 22:59:29 -0400hamlet: to be or not to be<br /> hamlet: bitch i might behttp://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198356323http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198356323Thu, 23 May 2013 22:56:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4de047c152deed94e09102d486d6a492/tumblr_mmu5lrVqjt1rky8o6o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb9d2beead42e3222ca7fb185934b3b4/tumblr_mmu5lrVqjt1rky8o6o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/04c6db1f681021c0fff3730dbd95df89/tumblr_mmu5lrVqjt1rky8o6o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/008531a3083a6f02040a0f8558e83bca/tumblr_mmu5lrVqjt1rky8o6o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/737110907e25506d9d25be83a31bd1a6/tumblr_mmu5lrVqjt1rky8o6o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd069d18c38226979da7995ea49606ec/tumblr_mmu5lrVqjt1rky8o6o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tickle-me-dalek.tumblr.com/post/50506675711/ill-see-you-later-not-if-i-see-you-first">tickle-me-dalek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’ll see you later.<br/><em>Not if I see you first.</em></p> </blockquote>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198330561http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198330561Thu, 23 May 2013 22:56:00 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theinfernaldevices.tumblr.com/post/43323582626/casual-reminder-that-you-dont-need-to-try-and">theinfernaldevices</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>casual reminder that you don’t need to try and sink all other ships in order to keep yours floating. this is not fucking battleship.</p> </blockquote>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198310757http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198310757Thu, 23 May 2013 22:55:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m642obUc0c1qc8q38o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198268395http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51198268395Thu, 23 May 2013 22:55:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5307ef852369839b82e08543a037114f/tumblr_mn9sqq9avl1rvcz2qo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://flawfullbehavior.tumblr.com/post/51183144233/fuck-you" class="tumblr_blog">flawfullbehavior</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Fuck you.</p></blockquote>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51197522861http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51197522861Thu, 23 May 2013 22:45:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7bcr88AtZ1rogddro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51196711147http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51196711147Thu, 23 May 2013 22:34:37 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourfriendg00.tumblr.com/post/50784892658/cute-nicknames-for-your-significant-other-old">yourfriendg00</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>cute nicknames for your significant other:</p> <ul><li>old sport</li> <li>old sport</li> <li>old sport</li> <li>old sport</li> <li>old sport</li> <li>old sport</li> <li>old sport</li> </ul></blockquote>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51196703362http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51196703362Thu, 23 May 2013 22:34:30 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vvorldwideweb.tumblr.com/post/41152866997/i-hate-when-people-think-youre-lying-just-because">vvorldwideweb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh</p> </blockquote>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51196691001http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51196691001Thu, 23 May 2013 22:34:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/570e9a8d778e4b0a49af86e72fb57aec/tumblr_mn3ktk0pLs1qfhxl4o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d48b6661f81f9e861733ef5eada3b55e/tumblr_mn3ktk0pLs1qfhxl4o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://joeywaggoner.tumblr.com/post/51120071185/i-didnt-get-this-joke-until-i-was-16">joeywaggoner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.</p> </blockquote>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51196680830http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51196680830Thu, 23 May 2013 22:34:13 -0400<blockquote> <p>Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.</p> </blockquote>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51196669439http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51196669439Thu, 23 May 2013 22:34:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wild-lion.tumblr.com/post/51062380813/never-introduce-your-friends-to-one-another">wild-lion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you</p> </blockquote>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51196630738http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51196630738Thu, 23 May 2013 22:33:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4715dd1ff992a85c11be848f8cb6175/tumblr_mn7zyqz6ax1re6ar6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://depthsinme.tumblr.com/post/51098842702">depthsinme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://depthsinme.tumblr.com/"><strong>Personal blog that you will love!</strong></a></p> </blockquote>http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51196623118http://torchiclovesmagikarp.tumblr.com/post/51196623118Thu, 23 May 2013 22:33:27 -0400